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THE GARBAGE PAIL

Gross. Offensive. Completely unnecessary. We had to have them.

Garbage Pail Kids were the trading cards that seemed specifically designed to horrify parents and delight us. Turns out they're still around . . . and now nobody can confiscate them from us.

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THE ORIGINALS

Garbage Pail Kids:

40th Anniversary Edition

206 gloriously disgusting images from the original Series 1–5. Your mom hated them. Now they're coffee-table material.

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RIP A PACK!

Garbage Pail Kids:

Series 1 Value Box

We used to beg for one pack. Now we have adult money and questionable judgment.

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DON'T YOU DARE OPEN IT!

1986 Garbage Pail Kids Series 3 Factory-Sealed Wax Pack

We bought these for 25¢ and immediately destroyed them. Turns out that was not a sound investment strategy.

Other Gen X Stuff

GenX T-Shirt

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MyGenX.Life Mug #1

MyGenX.Life 2026

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